Corndog Pen

Corndog... corndog... in my hand.
Into ketchup dip the pointy end.
Move it over paper white,
Scratch some figures, even write!

Corndog pens work very nice.
You should try them once or twice.

Notification

All past corndog poems have now been posted. Following poems will be 100% new! (Probably)

Corndog Gum

Corndogs...corndogs... where do they come from?
Mars, stars, or that new-flavored chewing gum?
I don't know. Would you please tell me?
And then let me know if it's sugar-free!

Sorry, corndogs.

corndogs...corndogs...
I think that you're rotten...
took you out of the fridge...
then you lay there forgotten...
not sure exactly just what I was thinking...
is that my feet or you doing the stinking?

a poem by uk.

Corndog Journey

Corndogs... corndogs... headed home,

over hill and over stone.

Round the bend and down the straight,

for the corndogs can't be late.

There's someone waiting at the gate.

Something ready, something great

a place for them right on my plate;

a place right in my home town state.

They've gone so far and they've lost weight,

but that is common yes its a trait;

for corndogs it is their fate.

but I don't care cause I can't wait.

missions over with corndogs ate.

Soggy Corndogs

Corndogs... corndogs... in the rain,
to see them soggy brings me pain.
Wet on the out and soaked on the in,
so now they must go in the trash bin.

Corndog Rock

Corndogs...corndogs... in a box.
They're still frozen, hard as rocks.
Take one out and heat it up,
Dip it in some red ketchup.
Stick it in my mouth and chew,
Spit it out and yell EEE-ew!
Turns out that my great corndog
Was a rock.

Rubber dog.

corndogs...corndogs...
how are you doing...
you're made of rubber and I'm tired of chewing...
been eating you for about an hour...
stopping now, don't have the power.

a poem by uk

Amazing feet !

corndog...corndog...
you're such a treat...
tried to eat you with my feet...
put your stick between my toes...
brought you upwards to my nose...
time to go a little south...
bulls eye now your in my mouth.

a poem by uk

Bad Corndog.

corndog...corndog...
why you getting meaner...
keep in mind your just a weiner...
sure you're special...
I'll give you that...
but don't go acting like a brat.

Careful Corndogs !

corndogs...corndogs...

please watch out for sharks...

if they bite you they'll leave marks...

on your tasty crust they're munching...

from over here I hear the crunching...

a poem by uk

Too Many Corndogs

corndogs corndogs made with batter

eat to many and you'll get fatter

-a poem by Tyler A. vdh

Up Your Nose

corndogs corndogs up your nose

oh watch out there she blows!!!

-a poem by Tyler A. vdh

When You're 51

Eating Corndogs is lots of fun
Even when you're fifty-one.

-a poem by Tyler A. vdH

Corndog Crooks

Corndogs... Corndogs... Driving cars.

Put them behind iron bars.

If they happen to break loose

Hang them high up on a noose.

If that doesn't do the trick

use the rope noose for a wick.

light 'em up and watch 'em cook

"Burning corndogs! Come and look!"

-a poem by Sam vdH

Corndog in Whipped Cream

Corndogs... Corndogs... what a dream.

Try them sometime in whipped cream.

-a poem by Sam vdH

Corndog Punch

Corndogs for breakfast,

corndogs for lunch,

Put them in water,

drink corndog punch.

-a poem by Sam vdH

Corndog Race

Corndogs... Corndogs... eat them for dinner.

Gobble enough and you'll be the winner.

-a poem by Sam vdH

Corndogs by the Creek

Corndogs... Corndogs... for a week.

Caught one once down by the creek.

-a poem by Sam vdH

Corndogs at the Beach

corndogs...corndogs...

at the ocean...

rubbed them down with suntan lotion...

now they're looking good and brown...

time for me to wolf them down.

a poem by uk.

Corndog in the Tour de France

corndog...corndog...

in bicycle pants...

tried to win the Tour de France...

you can not win...

you have no chance...

you'll come in 2nd...

right behind Lance.

a poem by uk.

Sharing Corndogs

corndogs...corndogs...

on the shelf...

love to share them with myself...

I had 2 then gave me 3...

now there's 5 inside of me.

-a poem by uk.

Addicted!

corndogs...corndogs...

just as predicted...

had one once ...

now I'm addicted.

-a poem by uk.

Blue Corndogs

corndogs...corndogs...

why so blue..?

can't eat me...

but I'll eat you.

-a poem by uk.

Hollow Corndogs

corndogs...corndogs...

good to swallow...

had one once, it was hollow...

wonder where the hotdog went..?

escaped down into the heating vent.

-a poem by uk.

Corndogs and Peanut Butter

corndogs..corndogs...

peanut butter...

both together make me shudder...

each alone are quite delightful...

put together very frightful.

-a poem by uk.

Corndog Confusion

corndogs..corndogs...

I need another...

mine hit the floor...

gave to my brother...

now I need a clean replacement...

from the freezer in the basement.

-a poem by uk.

Corndogs and French Fries

corndogs...corndogs..

hot and spicey...

go with french fries...

very nicely.

-a poem by uk.

Cooking Corndogs

rolled in batter...

and boiled in goo...

shoved in ovens...

heat turned high...

corndogs..corndogs...

wave good-bye.

-a poem by uk

20 Corndogs

corndogs..corndogs..

once ate about 20..

figured out thats 18 too many..

-a poem by uk.

Corncat?

corndogs..corndogs.. how about that..

never heard of a corncat...

-a poem by uk.

Corndogs in a Tree

corndogs..corndogs.. in a tree..

why you looking down on me..

corndogs..corndogs.. out of reach..

I'll knock you down with a peach..

stab you with a big toothpick..

then I'll eat you nice and quick..

-a poem by uk

Nutritious Corndogs

corndogs..corndogs..

there so delicious...

not to mention highly nutritious..

now wait a minute, they're gone

now I'm suspicious..

-a poem by uk.

Corndogs on the Ark

corndogs..corndogs.. they don't bark..

Noah took 2 of them on the ark.

-a poem by uk

Twice-Seen Corndogs

corndogs..corndogs..

where and when..

eat too many, you'll see them again.

-a poem by uk  

Corndogs at the Dog Pound

corndogs..corndogs..

man there're awesome..

went to the dog pound..

think I saw some..

-a poem by uk  

Corndogs After Church

corndogs..corndogs.. eat a bunch..

after church there're good for lunch..

-a poem by uk  

Cannibal Corndogs

corndogs..corndogs.. eat a few..

it's better then them eating you..

-a poem by uk 

Corndogs for Breakfast

corndogs..corndogs.. good for breakfast..

better then a ugly egg mess..

-a poem by uk 

Corndogs for Luke

corndogs..corndogs..better send some to Luke

don't eat too many or then you'll puke.

-a poem by uk 

Care with Corndogs

corndogs..corndogs..that's the trick

just be careful don't swallow the stick.

-a poem by uk